Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big
bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush.
My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that, the wolf jumps up and scream's,
"Will you knock it off, I'm trying to
poop!"
Warning
to all dog owners: Watch your dog!
The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning
advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice.
Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout
the city.
They are falling in great numbers. Police in the city advise all dog owners not
to walk their dogs - KEEP THEM INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
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Wanda's
dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she
had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave
the
key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,
and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you.
But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.
But,
just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
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